Funny Text Messages
…make your friends smile!
Need some funny text messages to send to your friends? Well, that’s what I’m here for! I searched the Net for the funniest sms messages around – and brought back a plenty! You’ll surely find something you like – there’s a load of them here!
Enjoy my funny sms messages collection – and of course, don’t forget to send some of those to your friends, colleagues and loved ones!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples – pointless!
Wife is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble which you wouldn’t have if you stayed single!
Rose is famous for grace…
Lawyer is famous for his case…
Horses are famous for race…
But you are famous for a smile on your face!
Out of 4 people 1 is Chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother aren’t Chinese, then it must be you!
- What is common between Buddha,Jesus and Muhammad?
- All of them were born on public holidays!
In case of fire you have to read this message
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Stupid, I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE!!
2 devils came into my dream.
They said, “We want to disturb some good person.”
I suggested your name to them.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss!!”
30 percent of people are drinking coffee now, 40 percent are studying, 29 percent are watching movies and one duffer is now holding his mobile in his hand!
An elephant doesn’t see that well, but it’s not his problem considered his weight!
A boss is a guy who comes earlier when you’re late, and late when you come earlier!
Exactly how much time do you need to be ready in 15 minutes?
I’m not talking to strange men in bed!
If a man rushes to open car’s door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife!
Don’t tell me what to do – and I won’t tell you where you have to go!
Honey, I’m already talking with the chair and having breakfast with the kettle. If you don’t call me, I’ll start an affair with our vacuum cleaner!!
SMS me, I want to hear your voice!
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
Want to marry someone smart, beautiful and rich? Marry three times!
Don’t argue with men. They are never right anyway!
I would go anywhere for you. Promise you’ll stay!
You know why Santa is smiling all the time? Because he knows where the bad girls live. I’ll be coming over tonight!
What are you looking at? It’s me, your cellphone!
Please raise your head so I can see you.
Yours, sniper.
Your form is perfect, skin delicate, and your scent is driving me mad. I love you, my Ferrari!
I want you. I want to spend a week in bed with you, I want your body to burn and sweat, and I want you to moan. I’m coming!
Your flu.
I’m out of toilet paper – fax me some ASAP!
Smile, your boss loves idiots!
Well, what do you think of my funny text messages collection? Are they cool or what?? Anyways, if you want more – there’s a lot of really funny stuff around, so just browse through my site – and enjoy!!
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