Funny Campaign Slogans
Your best chance to get elected!
Funny campaign slogans are THE answer when you’re looking to get elected to your school or college government body. They’re catchy, they’re funny – and let’s face it, they can be your last hope if you’ve got nothing else to beat your competition!
Worry not, my friend! I’ve gathered below all the good, funny slogans I could find! Some of them I even made up myself, so you can be sure you’ll stay 100% original!
Anyways, here they are below – enjoy! Even if you aren’t running for your school’s president – read them, some are funny as hell!
Vote [Name] – we’ve all done something stupid!
[Name]. But you can call me "Master".
[Name] – because all those North Koreans can’t be wrong.
[Name] – because dictatorship can be fun!
Mandatory school is unconstitutional. Vote [Name].
[Name]. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Today – the school, tomorrow – the entire world!
[Name]. Every evil genius has to start somewhere!
My opponents love Ricky Martin. Vote for me!
[Name] is a nerd. That’s why he’s got time for student council!
[Name]. The next best thing after the Internet.
God loves you. So does [Name].
SEX-…
Now that I have your attention – vote for me…
Think voting for [Name] is wrong? Then you don’t want to be right!
Don’t vote Pinky. Vote Brain. [Name]
[Name]. Your megalomaniac in the student council.
School? What school?? Vote [Name] to ask that question!
[Name]. Like Darth Vader, only prettier!
Vote for me, and together we will rule this school like father and son!
Principal…Why so serious?
Girls love [Name]. How ’bout you?
[Name]. Because he’s handsome!
Don’t be shy – give [Name] a try!
Had fun? I sure hope you did! Anyways, I need your help here. If you have any good funny campaign slogans to share – why don’t you send them to me using that nice little form below?
That’s your chance to get famous – even if you don’t get elected. So what are you waiting form? That form is riiiiight below!
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